Comments on: “The Vector Files” – Really sad jokes for geeks in digital http://blog.saintlondon.co.uk/2009/04/21/the-vector-files-really-sad-jokes-for-geeks-in-digital/ What if? Mon, 12 Sep 2011 18:07:27 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2 By: matvenn http://blog.saintlondon.co.uk/2009/04/21/the-vector-files-really-sad-jokes-for-geeks-in-digital/#comment-477 matvenn Thu, 30 Apr 2009 11:54:50 +0000 http://blog.saintlondon.co.uk/?p=649#comment-477 What is an Italian's favourite colour swatch library? Panettone What is an Italian’s favourite colour swatch library?

Panettone

]]> By: barrettr http://blog.saintlondon.co.uk/2009/04/21/the-vector-files-really-sad-jokes-for-geeks-in-digital/#comment-476 barrettr Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:09:23 +0000 http://blog.saintlondon.co.uk/?p=649#comment-476 A layer mask goes into the gym. The instructor says 'so what do you want to get out of the gym?' The layer mask says, 'I just want to keep in shape'. Copyright Kirit Patel A layer mask goes into the gym.
The instructor says ‘so what do you want to get out of the gym?’

The layer mask says, ‘I just want to keep in shape’.

Copyright Kirit Patel

]]> By: priceda http://blog.saintlondon.co.uk/2009/04/21/the-vector-files-really-sad-jokes-for-geeks-in-digital/#comment-475 priceda Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:32:31 +0000 http://blog.saintlondon.co.uk/?p=649#comment-475 Serial Killer Hannibal Vector had kidnapped and murdered a woman. He spent the next few days mailing bits of her face to her relatives; first the ears, then the mouth and the nose, after that he was planning to Posterize. Serial Killer Hannibal Vector had kidnapped and murdered a woman. He spent the next few days mailing bits of her face to her relatives; first the ears, then the mouth and the nose, after that he was planning to Posterize.

]]> By: priceda http://blog.saintlondon.co.uk/2009/04/21/the-vector-files-really-sad-jokes-for-geeks-in-digital/#comment-474 priceda Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:26:16 +0000 http://blog.saintlondon.co.uk/?p=649#comment-474 Photoshop got married to TextEdit. Later at the reception he asked her who the members of her family were he hadn’t met before. “Well” she said, “over there you have Cousin Monicker, that there is Uncle Doppleganger, and next to him is Anti Alias”. Photoshop got married to TextEdit. Later at the reception he asked her who the members of her family were he hadn’t met before.

“Well” she said, “over there you have Cousin Monicker, that there is Uncle Doppleganger, and next to him is Anti Alias”.

]]> By: priceda http://blog.saintlondon.co.uk/2009/04/21/the-vector-files-really-sad-jokes-for-geeks-in-digital/#comment-473 priceda Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:57:07 +0000 http://blog.saintlondon.co.uk/?p=649#comment-473 Photoshop was wandering around the Adobe offices when he saw a strange figure in the corner stitching nightmares together. "Whose that?" he asked his best bud Illustrator. "Be careful of him" Illustrator replied "He's the Dreamweaver". Photoshop was wandering around the Adobe offices when he saw a strange figure in the corner stitching nightmares together.

“Whose that?” he asked his best bud Illustrator.

“Be careful of him” Illustrator replied “He’s the Dreamweaver”.

]]> By: barrettr http://blog.saintlondon.co.uk/2009/04/21/the-vector-files-really-sad-jokes-for-geeks-in-digital/#comment-472 barrettr Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:02:05 +0000 http://blog.saintlondon.co.uk/?p=649#comment-472 Why did the Action Scripter's baby die? Because it climbed into the cleaning cupboard and drank a bottle of Flash. Why did the Action Scripter’s baby die?

Because it climbed into the cleaning cupboard and drank a bottle of Flash.

]]> By: Adam Graham http://blog.saintlondon.co.uk/2009/04/21/the-vector-files-really-sad-jokes-for-geeks-in-digital/#comment-471 Adam Graham Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:07:28 +0000 http://blog.saintlondon.co.uk/?p=649#comment-471 When Flavor .fla was reaching the end of his 10 stretch, the prison decided that he may need a bit of help adjusting to the outside world. So, they sent him to <strong>transition classes</strong> When Flavor .fla was reaching the end of his 10 stretch, the prison decided that he may need a bit of help adjusting to the outside world.

So, they sent him to transition classes

]]> By: priceda http://blog.saintlondon.co.uk/2009/04/21/the-vector-files-really-sad-jokes-for-geeks-in-digital/#comment-470 priceda Thu, 23 Apr 2009 12:21:17 +0000 http://blog.saintlondon.co.uk/?p=649#comment-470 Photoshop was at the circus, he went up to the refreshment stall and asked whether they had any alcohol as the clowns freaked him out a bit and he needed to calm his nerves. "We have got beer here" said the guy behind the bar. "I was after something a little stronger" said Photoshop. "Ah" said the bartender, "Then you'll have to see the Acrobat Distiller". Photoshop was at the circus, he went up to the refreshment stall and asked whether they had any alcohol as the clowns freaked him out a bit and he needed to calm his nerves.

“We have got beer here” said the guy behind the bar.

“I was after something a little stronger” said Photoshop.

“Ah” said the bartender, “Then you’ll have to see the Acrobat Distiller”.

]]> By: priceda http://blog.saintlondon.co.uk/2009/04/21/the-vector-files-really-sad-jokes-for-geeks-in-digital/#comment-469 priceda Thu, 23 Apr 2009 12:13:33 +0000 http://blog.saintlondon.co.uk/?p=649#comment-469 Photoshop's favourite aftershave? CMYK One. Photoshop’s favourite aftershave?

CMYK One.

]]> By: priceda http://blog.saintlondon.co.uk/2009/04/21/the-vector-files-really-sad-jokes-for-geeks-in-digital/#comment-468 priceda Thu, 23 Apr 2009 12:07:31 +0000 http://blog.saintlondon.co.uk/?p=649#comment-468 Photoshop was so angry with Episode II of Star Wars that he trod on the floor very angrily. It was an Attack of the Clone Stamp. Photoshop was so angry with Episode II of Star Wars that he trod on the floor very angrily.

It was an Attack of the Clone Stamp.

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